Hi. I'm Blakety Blank and I'm a traveling comedian, and needless to say, ugh, I get horny out there!

I'm a chronic masturbater.

I tried whackin' off with my PC, but I felt that it was too much clickity-clack, clickity-clack with my Mat.

I mean the video resolution is so clear I can see parts of the vagina that I didn't even know existed. Labias and flabias and flip-flaps, man!

I don't know what they make the keys out of, but whatever it is it's non stick.

And with iTunes, I can listen to my favorite music while I'm masturbating.

I'm Blanety Blank, and I love internet porn.