Straight Female / 28
Drunk Barefoot Bowser
I went to go see the Super Mario Bros Movie dressed up as Princess Peach and My Husband went dressed as Mario and as we were at the Concession Stands getting our snacks some loser dressed like Bowser was in the lobby who as barefoot and he appeared drunk by shouting how much he hates Mario and wants Princess Peach to sleep with him.
He then got a guitar and started singing a derogatory song about Mario all while slurring the words as he saw me and my husband and started rubbing his nipples and then he tried to grope me as my husband punched Bowser and there was an actual fight between Mario and Bowser over Princess Peach at the Movie Theater.
Theater staff broke up the fight and told us to calm down and that we were paying customers as they told Bowser to leave the theater because he's drunk but instead of leaving Bowser instead went inside the restroom barefoot a I was about to get sick but me and my husband went into the theater to our seats as the opening previews were about to begin.
As me and my husband sat down to enjoy the previews, Bowser returned from the restroom this time wearing a fiery thong as I could hear kid in the theater all laughing at this idiot while adults were all grossed out by this grown man standing in a theater in a thong with a Bowser mask, as he then shouted "MARIO, GIVE ME MY PEACH." Everyone tried to shhhh him but Bowser said "Don't Shh me or i'll burn you all."
Then Bowser made his way towards wear we were sitting but because he was so drunk he tripped, fell, and went rolling down the aisle as I could hear everyone laughing at this idiot. who then got up, picked his foot up and started smelling his fucking feet in front of the entire audience who came to see the Mario Movie as ushers came to remove this drunk barefoot Bowser out of the theater.
However Bowser wouldn't leave as he then went over to where me and my husband was sitting and snatched our popcorn bowl, put his foot in our popcorn, and sucked his fungus filled toes on our popcorn as my husband threw his Coke at Bowser as Mario an Bowser started fighting in the theater as kids started chanting Mario as Ushers came to break up the fight.
Bower was finally hauled out of the theater as me and my husband could enjoy the Mario Movie together in Peace.
He then got a guitar and started singing a derogatory song about Mario all while slurring the words as he saw me and my husband and started rubbing his nipples and then he tried to grope me as my husband punched Bowser and there was an actual fight between Mario and Bowser over Princess Peach at the Movie Theater.
Theater staff broke up the fight and told us to calm down and that we were paying customers as they told Bowser to leave the theater because he's drunk but instead of leaving Bowser instead went inside the restroom barefoot a I was about to get sick but me and my husband went into the theater to our seats as the opening previews were about to begin.
As me and my husband sat down to enjoy the previews, Bowser returned from the restroom this time wearing a fiery thong as I could hear kid in the theater all laughing at this idiot while adults were all grossed out by this grown man standing in a theater in a thong with a Bowser mask, as he then shouted "MARIO, GIVE ME MY PEACH." Everyone tried to shhhh him but Bowser said "Don't Shh me or i'll burn you all."
Then Bowser made his way towards wear we were sitting but because he was so drunk he tripped, fell, and went rolling down the aisle as I could hear everyone laughing at this idiot. who then got up, picked his foot up and started smelling his fucking feet in front of the entire audience who came to see the Mario Movie as ushers came to remove this drunk barefoot Bowser out of the theater.
However Bowser wouldn't leave as he then went over to where me and my husband was sitting and snatched our popcorn bowl, put his foot in our popcorn, and sucked his fungus filled toes on our popcorn as my husband threw his Coke at Bowser as Mario an Bowser started fighting in the theater as kids started chanting Mario as Ushers came to break up the fight.
Bower was finally hauled out of the theater as me and my husband could enjoy the Mario Movie together in Peace.
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