The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back

I got up and walked out when I was forced to attend a diversity lecture at work. My boss said it was mandatory or I quit. Goodbye to the bull shit, headed South to Texas and got a job in a fabrication yard. Women are nice, the guys are fun, the hours are long, the pay is fine but the cost of living a lot lower.

I met Beth at the Christmas party and hit it off. We got together and did the bedroom Polka. I've decided to propose, hope she'll take me.

Good riddance Illinois and Chicago, once a nice place, now a shit hole. Should have followed my cousin s long time ago.