3 Tickets

At the bar Friday night and I met this hottie Amy. She’s damn fine, we had a few drinks and slow danced, which turned into grinding and almost a lap dance. After a bit she suggested her place, and I’m all in.
We left and headed out in my pickup, and she was all over me as I was trying to drive. When her hand rubbed my pants and she felt I was already hard, she unbuckled my pants and started stoking me. Damn, it felt good and I told her she was going to make a mess, what was she going to do about it? I guided her head down and she knew what to do. I raised the steering wheel and leaned the seat back. I was getting ready to nut when the red and blue lights came on in the mirror!
I pulled over and Amy sat up and I tried to look nonchalant. License, Registration and insurance card, you know why I pulled you over? I was polite, and worried I’d get DWI tested. He looked across and saw Amy and my belt still unbuckled and walked away. Distracted Driving, failure to stay in lane and seat belt violation on Amy! He smiled knowingly, told us to wait until we got home and didn’t even ask if I had drank. It turned out to be the best 3 tickets I’ve ever received!