It's In The Eye Of The Beholder

I was in a work related accident, excuse me, incident. I broke my femur when an Ibeam swung loose and struck me. I also had lacerations, internal injuries. After surgery I was unable to drive and I went to my mother's for recovery. I was in pain, demobilized, pissed off. My mother hired a day nurse for three weeks, at the doctor's recommendation. Her name Katy, age 46, strong enough to lift me, no nonsense, all manly, lesbian bitch. My mother picked her over the other two candidates to keep the temptations at bay.

For the first ten days I had no interest, still in pain, under the influence, not able to engage. Katy did her job, including hand washing my dick, in her words a useless appendage. I disagreed, based on experience, an appendage with definite purpose and pleasure.

On her last day she brought her girlfriend, Nancy. A nice, somewhat plump, thirty something, tattooed nurse practitioner. At Katy's request she examined my dick and declared it useless. Unnecessary. Of course they were lesbians. I thought I'd ask my sister, she declared my dick useless, for her. Three votes against. I called my coworker, she was willing to testify. Dicks are good for one thing, getting pregnant, other wise useless. Well, maybe not useless. She agreed to a free demonstration before passing judgement.

Definitely not useless, but she should get a handicap adjustment. Three months blue balled has to affect the demonstration. She should get another demonstration before final judgement. And another, and hey now she was taking advantage of the situation.