by Anonymous on Jul 18, 2006 at 3:06 PM

I'm a guy and I take pride in the fact that I love to jack off. I started when I was around ten and have been doing it every fucking day since. I just recently bought a dildo and it's one of the best purchases I have ever made in my life. I can use it as often as I want, when I want, how I want. I love sticking the thing way up my ass and it gets me off every fucking time. Actually the thought of it is making me hot right now. Excuse me, I have to go do something.