List your way(s) you mautrbate. Male and female list here. Thank you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 25, 2006 at 6:45 PM

laydown on the bathroom floor and start rubbing, then i feel tingly i keep going. It is feels so good.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 26, 2006 at 12:02 PM

I'm a dude and I like putting clamps on my tits and then sticking a big dildo all the way up my ass. This gets me off everytime.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 26, 2006 at 4:34 PM

Let me guess; your mommy typed in the subject line, and you then typed the rest, and you couldn't even correctly copy the word, "masturbate." <font size=7><font color=red>
Sad

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 27, 2006 at 5:26 PM

I start off by dry humping like.. a blanket or something, then when I'm wet, I start rubbing my clit, after that I start fingering myself, rubbing my G-spot as hard and fast as I can. Man, I seriously do that too much.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 28, 2006 at 1:26 PM

sounds like you need a boyfriend

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 28, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Does it HAVE to be the bathroom floor?? How about the Garage, or the Rumpus room??

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 30, 2006 at 5:20 AM

I lay face down in bed with a pillow under my pussy, and I hump it. I start riding back and forth, rubbing my clitty against the pillow; the bed srings are creaking louder and louder as I hump faster and faster. By the time I make myself cum, I'm throwing my whole body in a furrious back and forth motion, pounding my pussy with each thrust into my pillow. Nothing feels so good as humping my pillow - and nothing gets my husband off like when he watches me!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 7, 2006 at 4:17 PM

i look at porn and start jacking off it is batter that way

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 23, 2006 at 8:59 PM

I just call my girl friend over and say Bitch - jack me off!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 24, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Oh that's real romantic. And she's still with you?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 16, 2006 at 12:35 PM

I get a pair of my mother's underwear and think about having sex with her.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2006 at 3:04 AM

I can't masturbate, but I hold my buddys dick tightly in my ass while he does.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 2, 2006 at 10:03 PM

I get naked, grab some baby oil because that meakes me real wet. I rub it on my tits so that they are noce and oily then I pull my clit up and pour the oil on my clit while the rest of the oil trickles down my ass.. I rub my clit with one finger and pinch my nipples with the free hand and watching my hands touch my body makes me cum.. I can make myself cum in less than 2 mins... everyday!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 31, 2006 at 2:03 PM

i get naked and i start rubbing my dick until it gets hard then i spit all over my dick then i put oil on my tits and pretend im a chick as i wear my friends moms thongs and i rub my ass then ass the oil trickles down my ass crack i slip off the panties then i stroke my dick and put my finger in my ass as i cum

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