When I was a high school freshman and shit, I use to fucking masturbate a lot. I still do but back then I was like doing it every fucking chance I got. I had this reputation as being jack-off dude number fucking one! I couldn't keep my hands of my fucking dick! So much so that once in my algebra class I saw the teacher going down to grab a pencil and shit, and fuck if I didn't see her fucking boobs. I got real fucking horny and shit, and because I use to wear these big-ass bangy pants-and I mean they were big fuckers--nobody notice that I was mastrubating right there in the fucking classroom.