I suppose those things must of hurt but since i'm of the female gender I really can't relate. What are you so down about?
You did not do that! Stop lying! Your going to get some kid reading your post to try that at home and he will end up in the hospital with your stupid tricks. So, any kids reading this idiot's posting, don't try this at home. You'll end up sterile, balling your eyes out for days and with balls the size of volleyballs. Or possibly with no balls at all!
Here's a good pain one-
tape your dick to your stomach so that your nuts are fully exposed. Take a 40 pound sledge hammer and drop on them.
That will cure your sick obsession.
ouch, so hurtfull, nobody wants to take me seriously? well, that fine for you, but you dont need to be asses about it, there are pleanty of ways to safeley bust your won ablls, and that one, the my ass post, was obviously from somone who has never been hit in the balls before. And to the last poster, i have stopped, and to those who want to know what im so down about, the fact that what i have done violates my faith.