At risk that you're serious and not being facetious, here goes:
a muff is a pussy, otherwise known as a vagina. Also called a cunt, twat, honey hole, among other names. If those terms are equally mystifying, then lets just say, a muff is the place in between a womans' thighs where pee and babies come out of.
Providing she has a nice little muff of hair
I thought the stork brought babys.
I don't know why but that explanation made me laugh so hard. Thanks for making my day.
It's like a muffin..In fact,these days,your supposed to eat it through the cellophane like the ones you buy in the store.That way you don't get herpes...
I've got a little patch of blonde hair on my vagina - is that a muff?