Bus Brawl

Years Ago I worked for a certain Bus Line as a Driver and one day I was hauling a bunch of deadbeats who are too fucking lazy to drive a car, Some idiot took his guitar and started singing.

I yelled at him and told him to Shut the Hell Up as the idiot sang both "Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" and a song he made up "I'm On the City Bus, Driver drop me off at the next stop, around the corner." Believe me I wanted to drop this idiot as someone approached the annoying musician and then took his guitar as the musician said in song form "Give me back my Guitar You Idiot."

The Musician and the other passenger than began wrestling over the guitar which then lead to a fist fight on the bus.

I saw the two exchanging fists as I slammed my foo on the brakes and tried to break up this fight on my bus.

Except I forgot to put the parking brake n the bus and the bus crashed into a Starbucks.

I was able to put the parking brake on the bus right after it had crashed inside of Starbuck as the two combatants got off the bus and started fighting in Starbucks.

The fight was broken up and I ended up paying a huge fine for the accident and as a result I ended up drinking my depression away.

I no longer drive busses because that fight really did cost me my Job and it's a shame fucking morons.