Try to tell me which one of these confessions is true, and which is bullshit (I promise, one is definately true).
A) I confess, I purchased an inflatable sex doll for my wife. She is bisexual, and wanted to fuck a woman, but without cheating on me. Actually, humping a blow up doll has been one of her more inexplicable fantasies since high school, she tells me. So, after I purchased one at a local establishment, I brought it home, where I started to blow it up while sitting on the bed. My wife got so horny watching the thing fill up with air, that she ended up hiking up her dress, and leaped on the doll after I laid it on the bed. With her panties still on, she started hammering her pussy against the blow up sex doll, till she made herself cum over and over again. I had no problem with this, because she would always have sex with me when she was done. And I have to admit, seeing her bouncing up and down on that sex doll gave me a hard on like you wouldn't believe! In the end though, I suppose she had had too much sex with her inflatable woman, because it ended up springing a leak.
B) Last year, my wife and I had been staying at a hotel while out of town, when by the damndest coincidence, we ran into my old psycho girl friend, who was only two doors down from us. Now, she not only knows that she's psycho, she revells in it. She'd keep showing up every time we'd leave our room, rubbing it in my wifes' face that she had had sex with me before my wife had ever met me. It was nothing short of infuriating and hurtful for my wife, not to mention humiliating for me. Well, you know what they say - crazy people can make sane people nuts. And that's exactly what happened, when my ex finally pushed my wife over the edge. We were just heading into our room, when my ex girlfriend met us in the hall, where she told us she not only still had the vibrator I had bought her years ago, but was going into her room now to get off with it. In our room, my normally level headed wife found a tube of super glue in her bag. Then, she called the front desk, asking for my ex, saying the call was an emergency. When my ex left her room wearing a robe only a minute later, my wife, who had been watching through the cracked door, rushed to her tormentors' room, and found the door unlocked. She came running back maybe ten seconds later, where she told me she had indeed found the vibrator lying on the bed. So, she squeezed super glue on the up side of the vibrator. Maybe half an hour later, paramedics arived, and went into my ex girlfriends' room. My wife and I decided to check out early (immediately), and drive as fast as hell back home!
So, which is real, and which is bullshit? A or B? Post your answers.
A) I confess, I purchased an inflatable sex doll for my wife. She is bisexual, and wanted to fuck a woman, but without cheating on me. Actually, humping a blow up doll has been one of her more inexplicable fantasies since high school, she tells me. So, after I purchased one at a local establishment, I brought it home, where I started to blow it up while sitting on the bed. My wife got so horny watching the thing fill up with air, that she ended up hiking up her dress, and leaped on the doll after I laid it on the bed. With her panties still on, she started hammering her pussy against the blow up sex doll, till she made herself cum over and over again. I had no problem with this, because she would always have sex with me when she was done. And I have to admit, seeing her bouncing up and down on that sex doll gave me a hard on like you wouldn't believe! In the end though, I suppose she had had too much sex with her inflatable woman, because it ended up springing a leak.
B) Last year, my wife and I had been staying at a hotel while out of town, when by the damndest coincidence, we ran into my old psycho girl friend, who was only two doors down from us. Now, she not only knows that she's psycho, she revells in it. She'd keep showing up every time we'd leave our room, rubbing it in my wifes' face that she had had sex with me before my wife had ever met me. It was nothing short of infuriating and hurtful for my wife, not to mention humiliating for me. Well, you know what they say - crazy people can make sane people nuts. And that's exactly what happened, when my ex finally pushed my wife over the edge. We were just heading into our room, when my ex girlfriend met us in the hall, where she told us she not only still had the vibrator I had bought her years ago, but was going into her room now to get off with it. In our room, my normally level headed wife found a tube of super glue in her bag. Then, she called the front desk, asking for my ex, saying the call was an emergency. When my ex left her room wearing a robe only a minute later, my wife, who had been watching through the cracked door, rushed to her tormentors' room, and found the door unlocked. She came running back maybe ten seconds later, where she told me she had indeed found the vibrator lying on the bed. So, she squeezed super glue on the up side of the vibrator. Maybe half an hour later, paramedics arived, and went into my ex girlfriends' room. My wife and I decided to check out early (immediately), and drive as fast as hell back home!
So, which is real, and which is bullshit? A or B? Post your answers.
