A Man's Got To Do What A Man's Got To Do

When I got posted overseas I was told to leave the natives alone. But after months they really looked good. Disobeyed orders and got me a native. Best thing ever. I spent my time, my free time, with the natives. I had me a regular local wife. She was like all the others, not jealous of the girl back home.

Well now I'm retired. I moved to sunny Thailand, a beach place, not fancy but nice enough. I've got me a native lady friend who does the cooking and other stuff. She tells me she's not jealous. I don't tell her there's nobody back home.