Actually, I've been doing it for a long time. My wife and I have been together for 25 years, and I've fucked around on her for at least 24. I've been using retarded women for my relief, because no one would really believe them. I make them do things for me my wife won't do, like blowjobs, anal sex, even tying them up and putting cukes and the like inside them, and making them come. In general, being a real asshole. Who would believe them? I even got one of them to have sex with a dog by telling her I'd never talk to her again.. Pretty slimy, eh? Every one I know abuses these women, in some of the most imaginable ways possible, and I'm just taking my turn.