Check this out. About a month ago, a friend of mine,who was doubtful about picking up chicks on the internet,thought of and tried a different approach.He took his digital voice recorder and made up this pitch that lasts about 15 minutes.It goes something like....."Hi, i'm__________and I'm a caring,considerate person and I would like for you to contact me if you want me to go down on you......We could also.......I can be very secretive with no strings attached.........." in that sort of direct format.Then he burned it onto about 30 CDs and passed them out to chicks around the college campus who he wanted to hook up with.He gave them all to girls he didn't even know,and now, low and behold, theres three or four of them that stop by his place regularly to get licked and whatever...I'm to shy to do the same thing and I'm really baffled by it all......I would like for ya'll to tell me why you think something like this works so well. And if you're a girl,Please tell me why this would seem so compelling, or why it would cause you to fantasize.................Thanks!!!!!!!!!

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2006 at 3:13 AM

If you worked in a sewedge plant would you be inclined to lick the end of the drainage pipes? Well licking a females pussy is the same thing, its the end of a drainage pipe. Any thing the body doesn't want or need its expelled out right between their legs, and that can include the virus CLAP, not to mention all the other STD's that they carry, oh and don't forget, the asshole is right there also. But if you do get the nerve to try it, enjoy your lunch afterwares.

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2006 at 4:54 AM

I'm actually quite fond of licking my wifes' pussy (she in fact keeps it very clean down there). More importantly, she really gets off having me lick her pussy.
Sorry to get off the main subject. I just felt I had to defend the pussy lickers' stance.

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2006 at 1:08 PM

YOU ARE PATHETIC. I bet that you just go around on this site while you sit alone in your room. Which is probably down the hall from your parents room. Do you get off bringing other people down? It's none of your concern if another person enjoys lickin pussy. Jealous? You're a fucking douche.

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2006 at 6:35 PM

Eating pussy like licking a drainage pipe?????
Obviously, you either must not get much sex, or get less than desireable women.

If I had sex with a man that did not go down on me..I would throw him out of bed. Only a woman that did not care about being pleasured would go for some asshole that didn't perform oral sex.

I am sure I speak for at least 90% of all women!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2006 at 6:37 PM

Also,you spelled sewerage wrong ...dumbass..also it's SEWAGE PIPE..stupid.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2006 at 7:12 PM

This dudes fooling himself if he thinks that a mouth is more sanitary than a pussy.....Right girls??

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 16, 2006 at 12:02 AM

You must be one of those that wipe forward, no wonder you get assholes in bed with you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2006 at 12:43 AM

You forgot to put a space between the word you and the comma preseading it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 18, 2006 at 6:54 PM

Fuck off troll

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2006 at 12:23 AM

You don't like to admit it's true?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Bottom line is ....any self respecting sexual woman wants her pussy licked.
Any self respecting sexual man who has a thread of sense in his head will oblige her.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 22, 2006 at 12:02 AM

Well I'm a guy, and I respect woman as well as other men, but no way have I ever, or will, suck a guys dick, or lick a womans pussy.

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by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2006 at 6:38 PM

And your about what, 11 years old?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2006 at 11:19 PM

It's not your, stupid, it's you're, 11 sounds like your age.

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by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2006 at 12:38 AM

i love it when my husband licks my pussy. it turns me on before we have sex. but about the story of your little friend licking every girls pussies, i think that's disgusting. but pussy licking and sucking, i have nothing against it. i love mine.

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