Straight Male / 49
Divorced And Back In My Moms Place
When my wife and I decided to split up I let her have the house and decided I’d move into the garage apartment at my moms house. My mom was okay with that decision
My mom really has no sense of privacy though. She doesn’t care if I’m dress. Naked or in just my underwear. She’s not phased at all and doesnt worry if I’m dressed or naked.
Talk about awkwardness at first because she hadn’t seen me naked since I was in high school. So the shock she must had got the first time she walked in on me naked sitting on the couch in the morning drinking coffee and reading emails with my big saggy balls and uncut penis resting on the couch. All hair free too because I always shaved for my ex wife and it just became a habit.
I’ve since grown my bush back out but having to explain to my mom that shaving was a thing was embarrassing on its own!
In the course of two years living at my moms she’s walked in on me masturbating around 3 times now.
But the most embarrassing thing happened just a few weeks ago. I was busy with work and my mom decided to wash my clothes. I masturbate every night. Sometimes twice a night depending on my urge and I always strip naked and jerk off on the couch so when I cum I always just blow my load all over my underwear. Been doing that since I was a teenager. White fruit of the loom briefs is what I wear so you could imagine the stains white underwear get from cum
Well upon returning home from work one day I see a basket full of my underwear. They are clean! I wash my briefs every other week.
I go down to see my mom and she tells me she did my laundry. And she said I figured you’d grow out of using your briefs for that. They were all stuck together and stained. Said grown men dont masturbate
Talk about embarrassing!
My mom really has no sense of privacy though. She doesn’t care if I’m dress. Naked or in just my underwear. She’s not phased at all and doesnt worry if I’m dressed or naked.
Talk about awkwardness at first because she hadn’t seen me naked since I was in high school. So the shock she must had got the first time she walked in on me naked sitting on the couch in the morning drinking coffee and reading emails with my big saggy balls and uncut penis resting on the couch. All hair free too because I always shaved for my ex wife and it just became a habit.
I’ve since grown my bush back out but having to explain to my mom that shaving was a thing was embarrassing on its own!
In the course of two years living at my moms she’s walked in on me masturbating around 3 times now.
But the most embarrassing thing happened just a few weeks ago. I was busy with work and my mom decided to wash my clothes. I masturbate every night. Sometimes twice a night depending on my urge and I always strip naked and jerk off on the couch so when I cum I always just blow my load all over my underwear. Been doing that since I was a teenager. White fruit of the loom briefs is what I wear so you could imagine the stains white underwear get from cum
Well upon returning home from work one day I see a basket full of my underwear. They are clean! I wash my briefs every other week.
I go down to see my mom and she tells me she did my laundry. And she said I figured you’d grow out of using your briefs for that. They were all stuck together and stained. Said grown men dont masturbate
Talk about embarrassing!
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