Bad Timing...

In UK, I locked myself in my bondage-bag, after mailing the keys to myself, and before my wife got home from work. When I told her what I had done, she laughed herself sick, and said "You rally ought to check the News - the Post Office just went on strike! It could last weeks! And I'm not cutting you out of that expensive bag you bought when we couldn't afford it! You're just going to have to stay in there until deliveries resume...I'll have such a hard job not laughing all day at work!"
Luckily it was settled in a little over a week, but it was a VERY long week! And pretty-much endless masturbation...she did at least drain off the pee...