Std Checkup

Had a pretty awkward moment at the local health department getting an std check.

Decided to go get checked because I’ve been wanting to have sex with this older guy I’ve met. He wants to cum in me so we both decided to get checked.

It’s awkward for me to talk about the sex I have so when the woman doing my tests asked if I have sex with women or men I said more men recently.

Then asked if it was just oral sex or anal sex too. Then asked if I used protection. Then asked where the guy ejaculates when I give oral. I said in my mouth

Then told her it depends on the guy if I use protection for anal. She asks if I top or bottom. I kinda nervously say I only bottom. She looks at me and asks where does the top ejaculate during unprotected anal. I said in me.

I was thinking damn this is detailed! She says I just need to know all of this to know what to test for

She gets up and tells me to get on the exam table. Asks me to lower my pants and underwear.

She pulls out a little swab and grabs my dick. Says it’s only going in the tip. Swabs my dick which wasn’t bad just more embarrassing. She lightly sets my dick down on my body.

Then she grabs another swab. She says this one is to swab your rectum so if you could roll over onto your side. So she stuck it in my butt. Yeah. Awkward!

Then she does a quick look over. Checks my testicles for lumps and says I’m good to get dressed.

Then draws some blood.