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Funny As Fuck
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Bi-Sexual Male / 46
Small World
Back in the days of Craigslist it was easy to find people to hook up with. As my wife got less and less interested with sex, with me anyway, I found more and more partners. When the F's ran out I started looking for the M's and there were plenty.
I'm in decent shape, muscular football player type build, so I put out an ad looking for versatile hookups, so I got a good array of men interested. One guy said he was gay, was nice looking enough and had a build about like mine and lived alone so it was a perfect setup. It was a hot summer day and he told me he had a pool, so I figured we would take a dip and go from there.
Once I got there and met up with the guy, I dont know if he didn't like what he saw or changed his mind or what, but he was a complete asshole. Pretty much ignored me while he was messing around cleaning his backyard area and pool. I thought WTF, I'm not coming over for nothing, so I stripped down and jumped in the pool naked and took my time having a swim. After about 30 minutes of this BS I hopped out, got dressed and left.
A few months ago I ran across an app that can pretty much shows anyone's correct address. My wife was talking about this guy that she does business with saying he lives in a certain area and has a pool. It's common knowledge he's gay and I guess he's told her too.
Yeah you guessed it, that was the guy.
My wife is all the time baking him stuff for birthday's and Christmas trying to stay on his good side. It was his birthdate a couple of months ago and she made him a pound cake. Yes I licked the cake and rubbed my cock on it. He was going to taste my cock one way or another...
Maybe he deserved it, maybe he didn't, but he didn't have to be a total jerk when he was the one who answered my ad and expressed interest. I didn't care that we didn't do anything, just that I made arrangements to be able to go over. I don't think he'll remember me, but I will make sure never to be around him.
I'm in decent shape, muscular football player type build, so I put out an ad looking for versatile hookups, so I got a good array of men interested. One guy said he was gay, was nice looking enough and had a build about like mine and lived alone so it was a perfect setup. It was a hot summer day and he told me he had a pool, so I figured we would take a dip and go from there.
Once I got there and met up with the guy, I dont know if he didn't like what he saw or changed his mind or what, but he was a complete asshole. Pretty much ignored me while he was messing around cleaning his backyard area and pool. I thought WTF, I'm not coming over for nothing, so I stripped down and jumped in the pool naked and took my time having a swim. After about 30 minutes of this BS I hopped out, got dressed and left.
A few months ago I ran across an app that can pretty much shows anyone's correct address. My wife was talking about this guy that she does business with saying he lives in a certain area and has a pool. It's common knowledge he's gay and I guess he's told her too.
Yeah you guessed it, that was the guy.
My wife is all the time baking him stuff for birthday's and Christmas trying to stay on his good side. It was his birthdate a couple of months ago and she made him a pound cake. Yes I licked the cake and rubbed my cock on it. He was going to taste my cock one way or another...
Maybe he deserved it, maybe he didn't, but he didn't have to be a total jerk when he was the one who answered my ad and expressed interest. I didn't care that we didn't do anything, just that I made arrangements to be able to go over. I don't think he'll remember me, but I will make sure never to be around him.
