What do you think? Can I find two poor college girls who would be willing to sexually torment me for $100 each?

I haven't done this before but I would like to be tied naked over a chair on top of a table. I'd like to be gagged so that I have no choice but to get the works.

My instruction letter would be, full payment after all is completed.

1. 25 bare bun smacks with a wet leather belt.

2. 5 anus snaps with a piece of surgical tubing.

3. a large green banana dipped in jalapino juice and shoved up the my anus.

4. a five second yank and squeeze of my balls.

5. 6 snaps to my dick head with a piece of surgical tubing.

6. a 5 second ball yank and squeeze.

7. a lit candle placed 4 inches below my genitalia for 1 minute so you can watch me do the hootie cootie.

8. 1 photo of your choosing to be mailed to me.

So if I can do this do you think it will live up to my fantasy?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 11, 2006 at 3:53 PM

you'll be doing the hootie cootie long before the weenie roast. my guess is your college girls will be laughing all the way to the bank while your packing ice where ice cubes rarely go.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 11, 2006 at 8:31 PM

I think that that after their done thay should make you eat the banana. They could call it a freshly warmed chocolate covered mexican burrito.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 11, 2006 at 11:22 PM

I think after the get done, they have their boyfrinds come over, rip off all your stuff, leave you tied up and burn down your house.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Here's my two cents:

There are people who are into S&M who would be willing to help you.
Check alternate lifestyle ads, or online personals such as craigs list to find them.
The key is "Safe Words" so that if it gets too rough, you can stop. You want to find someone experienced that knows how to play.
Yes, two girls would be willing to tie you up. Then rip you off and yell for the neighbors to help you. Leaving you naked, bound, and the embarrasment of the neighborhood.
I am not insulting you - just trying to help make it safer.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 13, 2006 at 1:26 PM

I was visiting a college last week; noticed some enrolled there that must of been middle age and probably weighed as much as a small cow. Yup; sounds like just what you need.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 14, 2006 at 2:44 PM

That poor banana!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 14, 2006 at 4:31 PM

Those poor girls!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 2, 2008 at 9:01 PM

One night in Baltimore I was pulled off the street by three boys, stripped and hung by my wrists from a flag pole until someone finally cut me down after an hour of being humiliated and man handled. That was torment, my friend

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 5, 2008 at 10:06 PM

oh yeah! you were that red headed bitch in Baltimore.. I remember you Bethany

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