How Do I Get Into This Sex Shop

So there's this shop in my town that apparently has glory holes, sells porn, toys etc. It's the place to go if you want to....do some stuff. The towns been trying to shut it down for years because it's located right on the main street running downtown across from the University but it makes a lot of money apparently and is very popular. If you want to go there though....it's hard to get in without pretty much the whole world seeing you because there is a traffic light right at the corner of its location and the front door is obviously facing the street. I have seen some people just straight up park and walk in like a gangsta. I've been wanting to get into this place so bad because....I want to check out the glory holes and um....try some things I've never done before. But I'm nervous that people will see me or someone I know will see me going in. It's a small town. Everyone knows everyone pretty much. I might have to put on a hat, glasses, fake mustache and just scurry in. But once I get in....I might be in there a while.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2023 at 6:09 AM

Perhaps go to another town where you are not known.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2023 at 6:44 AM

"Grow a set and give it a try ....LOL.

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AdultOrphan

by AdultOrphan on Jun 18, 2023 at 8:24 AM

I hear the Groucho Marx Disguise Kit really works wonders.
Also if it's a small town, chances are you're likely to get your winky sucked by the local sheriff or Mayor

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2023 at 3:56 PM

Dress up completely in women's clothing, with a long wig and sunglasses. Then just walk right in. Nobody will recognize you, and I bet you'll be very popular with the folks inside the store too. Oh, one other thing. Be sure to lube up your asshole before you go. Trust me, Your day wiii go a lot smoother that way...... You're welcome.

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