We bought a hand held electric body massager to help after I suffered many broken bones in a car accident. Before long we tried it out on my wife's clitty which resulted in what she describes as serious toe curling multiple orgasms and we now usually make love only on a plastic sheet on the bedroom floor as she squirts like she's on the Olympic team. Neither of us have ever been into the peeing thing but watching her yell "Yes it's there, don't change anything, i'm coming" and then the look on her face as she has her crushing orgasm and squirts everywhere, is now something that I live for.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 10, 2007 at 11:11 PM

hahaha, you're a dude stud, lost your job to a toy, you should have posted that under embarrassing stories.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 10, 2007 at 11:59 PM

And you are an idiot.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2007 at 12:08 AM

I think that your name and address posted in the embarrassing moments section would be more appropriate. Better still a new section entitled DICKHEAD OF THE DECADE for which you can be the editor, president and lifelong member.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2007 at 4:14 AM

Kewl but what about you now?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2007 at 4:16 AM

I take it that your dick got cut off in the same wreck that broke all those bones, hence the massager?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2007 at 4:46 AM

Nope!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2007 at 8:36 PM

Don't listen to those asswipes. I think it's hot when a woman masturbates by any means! My wife regularly masturbates with a massager, a collection of vibrators, and by humping pillows and stuffed animals. It's the sex after she's done that makes watching her so fantastic!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2007 at 11:59 PM

But, you're still a dud, you can't make her cum like her toys can.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 12, 2007 at 1:00 AM

Say's who? Now look here macho man, (NOT) just because you have a sexual communication problem you should not let it prevent you from asking questions in order to get over it. Don't assume dumbass, ask first.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 12, 2007 at 6:41 AM

Who cares?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 12, 2007 at 11:41 PM

Its the guy with the almost not there pecker again.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 12, 2007 at 11:59 PM

About his miniature pecker? Not me that's for sure!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 21, 2007 at 8:45 PM

I LOVE TO JACK OFF AND MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES TO EAT MY CUM! I WILL GET A GOLDEN SHOWER ALL OVER MY FACE TOMORRROW NIGHT AND I AM REALLY INTO WATER SPORTS. IN FACT I JUST PISSED MY PANTZ!OK OK OK I NEED TO FUCKING STOP AND NOW IT SPILLED ON THE FLOOR. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT OH WELL I WILL DO IT IN MY PANTZ NOW...................OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!I FEEL SO FUCKING AWESOME SEX MUST COME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM JUST SITTING HERE IN MY SHIT COVERED PANTS AND ASS AND I AM WET ALL OVER CAUSE MY DICK WAZ AIMED AT MY FACE! WOW! I NEED TO SUCK MY GIRLFRIENDS BREATZ SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE SHE COMES NOW SO I THINK I WILL!

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