hahaha, you're a dude stud, lost your job to a toy, you should have posted that under embarrassing stories.
And you are an idiot.
I think that your name and address posted in the embarrassing moments section would be more appropriate. Better still a new section entitled DICKHEAD OF THE DECADE for which you can be the editor, president and lifelong member.
Kewl but what about you now?
I take it that your dick got cut off in the same wreck that broke all those bones, hence the massager?
Nope!
Don't listen to those asswipes. I think it's hot when a woman masturbates by any means! My wife regularly masturbates with a massager, a collection of vibrators, and by humping pillows and stuffed animals. It's the sex after she's done that makes watching her so fantastic!
But, you're still a dud, you can't make her cum like her toys can.
Say's who? Now look here macho man, (NOT) just because you have a sexual communication problem you should not let it prevent you from asking questions in order to get over it. Don't assume dumbass, ask first.
Who cares?
Its the guy with the almost not there pecker again.
About his miniature pecker? Not me that's for sure!
I LOVE TO JACK OFF AND MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES TO EAT MY CUM! I WILL GET A GOLDEN SHOWER ALL OVER MY FACE TOMORRROW NIGHT AND I AM REALLY INTO WATER SPORTS. IN FACT I JUST PISSED MY PANTZ!OK OK OK I NEED TO FUCKING STOP AND NOW IT SPILLED ON THE FLOOR. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT OH WELL I WILL DO IT IN MY PANTZ NOW...................OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!I FEEL SO FUCKING AWESOME SEX MUST COME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM JUST SITTING HERE IN MY SHIT COVERED PANTS AND ASS AND I AM WET ALL OVER CAUSE MY DICK WAZ AIMED AT MY FACE! WOW! I NEED TO SUCK MY GIRLFRIENDS BREATZ SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE SHE COMES NOW SO I THINK I WILL!