Worst Day Ever

As a finalize my divorce, I want to give a cautionary tale to anyone who is in an open relationship: do not do it.

Yes, we agreed to have an open relationship since we both travel a lot for business. Yes, it was consensual by both of us.

But when you are ‘home’ at the same time and your ‘married partner’ is still making arrangements to fuck other people, it is a little much. My wife is like the rocking horse ride at the mall: everyone got a turn…at least one turn.

This is not my idea of being married.