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Unce i saw a graasshoppa
I saw its teeny penis, i faancied it.
I jumped afte it an humpd it!
I weent back to moy apaartment an had a delicious cup of English Gray Teeeeeea!
Then, I peed on my pilluw n wuke from moy dream.

Dedicated tu moy felluw brittish citizens and the Glorious Queen of England.

Cheees!


By Ganma' and the family

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# 6610 - by Anonymous / February 24, 2007
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 24, 2007 at 3:52 AM

Bloody hell! that was an interesting sexual experience. I tried to masturbate with a banan flie once. I cummed so baaad. Its so good how i see that there are still firm monarchists in Great Britain! I have been worshipping the Queen fo ageees! She Is thee best!
For all ya insect luvas out there, dunt be ashamed!
Im havin som fish n chips. They taste suuu lovely!
// Mate

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 24, 2007 at 6:23 PM

are you pretending to be stupid or are you actually stupid. i cant tell. if you are pretneding, then you are too good at it. go waste your time somewhere else.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 24, 2007 at 11:55 PM

Blooody HELL! That attitude wunt get yu anywhe'!
Maybe u shuld watch som pooooorn instead of flickin through a bunch of sad posts by sad Brittish citizens?
Or maybe yu culd hav som BRITTISH GRAY TEEEEEEAAAAAAA?!
I luukd at moy watch, and realiiised its TEA TIME!
Euoh, and try this (a brittish tips): dip yo teeny weeny bonor in som freshly baked brittish beeeeeans. Think of the Glorious Queen! God save the Queen!
Dunt foget the biskits!

Bon appetit!!!!!
And cheeeees to all ya lovely naughty brits!

Granma an the famiiiilyyy.
Peace <3

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 26, 2007 at 5:25 AM

hee granma!
i fancy the queen myself!
so, grasshoopers are horny, eh?
aaaaahhh i'm sure theyre authentic british citizens!
websters british dictionnary:
authentic british citizens= fat, sweaty, horny, loud pervs tgat eat beans for breakfast.
well the silly sausage that called my monarchist fellow stupid,
DONT MAKE A SCENE AND GRAB A GRAHAM GREEN!
aaar man in havanah never can hurt, now can it?
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
and i think its about time u pull your soox up!
o My! its tea time!
tudelu!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 26, 2007 at 6:08 AM

So what's your point?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 26, 2007 at 7:49 AM

Well helluw there u brittish felluws !

As you all know, i am a greaaayte hopper and humper so i mite take a drive to the outskirts of london and find a bloody hopper.

As you all knuw, i wuld loyke to tell yew that it is tea toyme new and i wuld suggest that u go hav some:

TEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sausage s (irish of cooooorse)
bayns (they make u fart, i knew u loov it)

And som brittish Fat from the Queen's stomach,

GLORY TO THE QUEEN

By the Brittish ministeeeer

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 27, 2007 at 5:21 AM

Yer betta wotchit ya radio sherman if yer visit blighty. A swift kick in yer cream crackers will soon sort yer out.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 27, 2007 at 5:38 AM

American: A nation consisting of males who are not brave enough play proper football but instead pussy around the pitch stopping for a rest every twenty seconds and wearing full Kevlar body armour like Nancy Boys. Where 97.85% of the population are unaware that there is a world outside their borders and should to go back to school to learn how to spell and use correct grammar.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 3, 2007 at 1:26 AM

Too right! Whip off his Alan Whickers and follow up with a daisy root in the Khyber.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 4, 2007 at 4:33 AM

Are you lot fucking stupid,or on drugs or both.Either way you are not funny.Show some respct please.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 4, 2007 at 7:21 AM

This is choice coming from a nation who's president has the brain of an 8 year old. And you cunts elected him!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
H oHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoH oHoHo
HeHeheeheheheheeeeeeeehh heeeeeeeeeeeee

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 4, 2007 at 8:06 AM

I think the US is doomed

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 4, 2007 at 9:51 AM

This site often puts me in mind of a lot of blind people at a Mexican birthday party:

"Nevermind those cries of pain - just keep flailing away at the <I>pinyaddayaddayadda</I>".

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 4, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Oxford English Dictionary: Modern American = Living proof that the American native Red Indian fucked buffaloes.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 15, 2007 at 2:38 PM

this is so stupid, i'm british, but unfortunally this country is full of dickheads. so everyone shut the fuck up, because i think the US rocks

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 17, 2007 at 3:17 AM

and I think that the US sucks!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 17, 2007 at 7:37 AM

You are not British,even if you were born here.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 17, 2007 at 11:44 AM

No you are not British. We Brits know how to read and write and you clearly do not.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 17, 2007 at 1:45 PM

i am british, because i was born here and i have lived here all my life. But i'm a teenager, so i don't give a fucking shit what you all think about my spelling because it doesn't fucking matter.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 18, 2007 at 1:50 AM

Because you may have been born here dosn't make you British.It is a way off life,an attitude,be proud,stand up and be counted,be British.

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