He Hit Him With A Checkers Board

I am Checkmate and I'm another Backyard Wrestler and the arch rival of The Videomaster but instead of hitting people in the head with outdated VHS Tapes. I hit people with Checker Boards.

It all started after I got banned from a Checkers Tournament after I threw my piece and hit my opponent in the head with a Checkers Board and after the commentator said "He Hit Him With a Checkers Board."

I have been kicked out of Cracker Barrel a number of times for hitting other customers and even employees in the head with a Checkers Board and shouting "HE HIT HIM WITH A CHECKERS BOARD" after that I got banned from Cracker Barrel.

I was even banned from The High School Chess Club for bringing a Checkers Board and hitting club members in the head with it and shouting "HE HIT HIM WITH A CHECKERS BOARD."

Then I joined the Backyard Wrestling league under the name checkmate as I would hit anyone in the Head with a Checkers Board

I have had fights with Videomaster and hit him with a Checkers Board but at the same time he hit me with a Video.

We will settle the score one day VideoMaster.in whatever Backyard we will do battle in.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 27, 2023 at 4:15 PM

Still working the 11 to 7 shift at Waffle House ? Has your Mom agreed to let you move back into the basement, or are you still living in the Chevy ?

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