My Plight

Not so much an embarrassing moment, more an embarrassing last 20+ years. I shouldn't complain too much. It's not like I don't get pussy, but I seem to have been cursed from the get go. My hair started to go noticably grey in my mid-teens, and now, not even 40 and I'm almost completely grey headed. Even in my early 20s the only women who would approach me in the clubs were 35 to 40+ years old, and I had a lot of trouble picking up girls my age. I recall going up to a group of girls once in my early 20s they called me "old man," and they were likely older than me. I've only once had a woman younger than me (29 when I was 30), and she was a bonafide psychopath. She had the worst, just terribly loose pussy too. A horse cock could hula hoop in her.

Back on topic, I tried hair dye and couldn't get it right. Then got heavily into fitness and powerlifting to try and compensate, and that did help me get more pussy, but not exactly coeds. Definitely landed me some gym milfs though. Now days I keep my hair very short and I guess I do okay with women close to my age. I recently dated a 40 year old, but I was also dating a 40 year old when I was 24.
I've tried really hard to embrace the older women and enjoy the pussy I get, but all I want is a hot young energetic girl to fuck like there is no tomorrow. At this point I don't even need a college age girl, I'd happily go for one that is mid to late 20's if she still has a youthful body. My buddy thinks we should take a trip to Thailand and get some hot Thai girls, but that seems sketchy considering some of the stories I've heard. Maybe one day I'll make a fortune and be able to get a fleet 21 year old sluts who only want to be spoiled, until then I suppose I'll keep laying the pipe to the old ladies.