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Funny As Fuck
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Straight Male / 42
Elevator
This is very undignified, so if that offends you, scoot on along… Kids, do not try this.
My co-worker, a beefy chap, and I were downtown in a large city at a 4 star hotel for a conference. We had been there just long enough to check in and grab something to eat, we were headed back to our rooms for the evening.
Another conference was going on there, some type of married woman of the year pagent. The place was crawling with gorgeous, but snooty, likely rich MILFs. You know the types, they think they pee perfume.
So we’re riding up the elevator. It stops, and one of these ladies gets in. We say hi and she sorta sniffs an uppity you must be the hired help and I’m so much better than you glance and stares ahead.
We get to our floor. I walk out first, beefy is a couple of steps behind. As hes stepping off I hear this “BRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP”. As he was stepping off the elevator and the doors were closing and his fat ass was still in the elevator he cut one of the loudest farts I had heard in my life. And left it in a sealed tomb with snooty.
She may have been deceased by the time she got to her floor.
We were laughing so hard we couldnt walk to our rooms. We finally did. Beefy called my room about 30 minutes later, I knew it was him, and we started laughing so hard we couldnt speak.
Normally I would not condone such behavior, but this woman thought she was the g*ft to mankind, so if anyone deserved it, well… Yeah I admit tacky, but we still laugh about it today. He couldnt have timed it any better.
My co-worker, a beefy chap, and I were downtown in a large city at a 4 star hotel for a conference. We had been there just long enough to check in and grab something to eat, we were headed back to our rooms for the evening.
Another conference was going on there, some type of married woman of the year pagent. The place was crawling with gorgeous, but snooty, likely rich MILFs. You know the types, they think they pee perfume.
So we’re riding up the elevator. It stops, and one of these ladies gets in. We say hi and she sorta sniffs an uppity you must be the hired help and I’m so much better than you glance and stares ahead.
We get to our floor. I walk out first, beefy is a couple of steps behind. As hes stepping off I hear this “BRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP”. As he was stepping off the elevator and the doors were closing and his fat ass was still in the elevator he cut one of the loudest farts I had heard in my life. And left it in a sealed tomb with snooty.
She may have been deceased by the time she got to her floor.
We were laughing so hard we couldnt walk to our rooms. We finally did. Beefy called my room about 30 minutes later, I knew it was him, and we started laughing so hard we couldnt speak.
Normally I would not condone such behavior, but this woman thought she was the g*ft to mankind, so if anyone deserved it, well… Yeah I admit tacky, but we still laugh about it today. He couldnt have timed it any better.
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