My boyfriend takes nude pictures of me and sells them, then we split the money. Our pictures are way different than usual. We try to make them funny like a comic so we have talk ballons that the comics use.

One of our popular pictures shows me with a lighted cigar halfway in my pussy and smoke coming out my mouth. The talk ballon has me saying. "I switched to cigars for a richer fuller experiance."

Another popular picture has naked me laying over a sawhorse underneath an actual real horse. The talk ballon says, " Sometimes I ride my horse and sometimes he rides me.I wonder who has the most fun?" Doing that picture was kind of scary. My boyfriend wanted the horses dick touching me. It was already way close enough. On that one I said no. I don't think most people realize how huge and gross those things are.

our most popular picture we call, "Holiday Feast". It shows me on a big roasting platter that we made with cardboard and aluminum foil. I'm laying on my back with my hands tied to my ankles and my legs wide apart. We used fake tan lotion to make my body look golden brown and shiny. He put an apple in my mouth and pineapple slices with cherries in the middle over my eyes. All around me are potatoes and carrots and celery sprayed with the tan lotion so they look roasted like me. To top it off I have a real meat thermometer up my bum. At the bottom of the picture there's an arrow pointing at my pussy with the words, "Insert turkey flavor baster here. After flavoring begin eating." My thought ballon says, "I wonder what a turkey flavor baster does?"

You might be surprized how many of those pictures we sell.

I wonder what our next idea will be?