Exploded On My Date
- That's Juicy! 18
- Remove It! 3
Hahaha that's incredible
Haha... never learned as a kid that you never go on a first date without jerking off beforehand?
Funny ????
My wife and I have had an experience like that. He was 24 and overly excited. Barely put our mouths on it and he shot off hard. Luckily he was able to recover and we had a great time.
The previous commenter has a point. Dump a couple loads before you go out, it'll help.
When I was a kid, my neighbor Clyde's cock exploded during a masturbation session while watching his Mom shower. His Mom had to take him to the ER. He wound up with 28 stitches and a nasty scar. Talk about being embarrassed, poor guy didn't leave the house for a month....LOL.