Exploded On My Date

First date with a girl i just met at work, things are getting frisky. I should confess at this point that I'm a fast cummer. Always finish in seconds with a new girl, but oral can help me last a couple of minutes. She unzips my pants and starts to lick and suck me. Bliss. Then...i feel it...that tickle...I can't believe it, i'm going to be premature. I try to stop her head from going up and down, hoping maybe I can hold it.. then all of a sudden...she stops. Looks up at me. She asks, "are you wearing cuh...cologne??" Her nose begins to twitch and she just starts having a sneezing fit at my dick. And then I explode all over her face. While she's sneezing. After what seems like forever she finally stops and stares at me, my load all over her face. No, we haven't gone out again.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 26, 2023 at 10:49 PM

Hahaha that's incredible

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 27, 2023 at 5:45 AM

Haha... never learned as a kid that you never go on a first date without jerking off beforehand?

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Loveboth

by Loveboth on Jul 27, 2023 at 5:57 AM

Funny ????
My wife and I have had an experience like that. He was 24 and overly excited. Barely put our mouths on it and he shot off hard. Luckily he was able to recover and we had a great time.
The previous commenter has a point. Dump a couple loads before you go out, it'll help.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 27, 2023 at 6:14 AM

When I was a kid, my neighbor Clyde's cock exploded during a masturbation session while watching his Mom shower. His Mom had to take him to the ER. He wound up with 28 stitches and a nasty scar. Talk about being embarrassed, poor guy didn't leave the house for a month....LOL.

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