Repercussions

I ended up taking a sick day yesterday. Sunday my wife and I had a nice dinner with friends, a few drinks, then on the way home, it was obvious that she was in the mood.

We barely made it in the door before she was getting nekkid, and we headed straight to the bedroom. I’m not going into detail but out came the toys and we were in for a marathon session. After a lot of foreplay, out came the strap on. Now, we’ve done this before, and it can be very pleasing. In this case, she was a little wild, after a little fingering and a lot of lube, she started reaming me, slapping my ass and talking dirty to me. After a bit, I rolled over and she gave me a handjob as she fucked my ass raw. I guess the dildo inside the harness did it’s job, because she was cumming before me.

I went to the shower and cleaned up, but farted and it was wet. ALL NIGHT! I couldn’t sleep, because lube kept escaping, and I couldn’t stop farting.

Look, I work operating heavy machinery, no way I could go to work like that. I told the boss I had food poisoning.