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Dating Disasters
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Lesbian Female / 31
No Matter How You Frame It She Can't Get Me The Baby I Want
A blast from the past upset my life in ways I never imagined. She and I were in college at the time, a regretful moment when I lost my self control and got into a competition with another two girls to see who could bring the other girl to orgasm. This was during Spring Break in South Padre. Unfortunately it was filmed by another girl who was there. I was labeled a lesbian, the film did the rounds on campus, she 'came out' in FB naming me as her forever girlfriend.
Ten years later I remained unmarried, this reputation follows me. It's worse because 'Elaine' continues to haunt me. Unfortunately she's in my friends group and she's over affectionate. Which keeps all potential suitors at arm's length.
A certain man who was not married commiserated with me, he has a past transgression from college, busted by the DEA. He 'served' five years and was still on probation. I asked him to get me pregnant. Something Elaine can never do. Once pregnant I married him secretly behind Elaine's back, in another state where people run away to elope.
Elaine went ape shit on me. She can't get me pregnant, I don't care how affectionate she is. And I don't want my child to be born 'out of wedlock'. Elaine's problem is she doesn't want to grow up. Maybe a felon isn't a great fit, but he is a he, not a she, and eloping with a man is a hundred times more acceptable than eloping with Elaine. Ask anybody, I've got the baby inside of me to prove it.
I hate picking lesbian, I hate that I'm a lesbian. It's not my fault. I wish I wasn't. No matter how angry you get, lesbians can't get pregnant together, they just can't.
Ten years later I remained unmarried, this reputation follows me. It's worse because 'Elaine' continues to haunt me. Unfortunately she's in my friends group and she's over affectionate. Which keeps all potential suitors at arm's length.
A certain man who was not married commiserated with me, he has a past transgression from college, busted by the DEA. He 'served' five years and was still on probation. I asked him to get me pregnant. Something Elaine can never do. Once pregnant I married him secretly behind Elaine's back, in another state where people run away to elope.
Elaine went ape shit on me. She can't get me pregnant, I don't care how affectionate she is. And I don't want my child to be born 'out of wedlock'. Elaine's problem is she doesn't want to grow up. Maybe a felon isn't a great fit, but he is a he, not a she, and eloping with a man is a hundred times more acceptable than eloping with Elaine. Ask anybody, I've got the baby inside of me to prove it.
I hate picking lesbian, I hate that I'm a lesbian. It's not my fault. I wish I wasn't. No matter how angry you get, lesbians can't get pregnant together, they just can't.
