I suffer from Chronic Masturbation Syndrome, it's very serious and my doctor says there is no cure. I masturbate at least twenty times a day. I'm masturbating whilst typing. My pastor says in two years I will be completly blind, deaf and dumb, he tells me that my dick will be red raw and my balls may fall off. He says I am going to hell. Does anyone know of a cure?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 5, 2007 at 1:47 PM

Start fucking girls.

Furthermore, I don't believe you jackoff 20 times a day, and that you jackoff while typing.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 6, 2007 at 1:26 AM

If the first respondant is wrong, and this is legit, then the first thing I want to tell you is, your pastor is full of shit. If masturbating made you go blind, and made your privates fall off, then both my husband and I would be collecting disability for blindness. Plus, my pussy and his dick and balls are just fine. As forplay, we masturbate in front of each other before we fuck all the time. And if you're going to hell for whacking the weasel, then everyone is going to be roasting with you. We all can throw a party down there!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 6, 2007 at 6:34 AM

Thank you so much 5984, I'm so relieved I'm not going to hell. I'm off to have a wank. Thanks again.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 6, 2007 at 6:46 AM

I do wish that this otherwise entertaining site didn,t attract the number of half wits that it does.I suppose I am at fault for replying,but they are annoying,and do spoil it for others.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 7, 2007 at 7:35 PM

Find a girl that loves sex, just as much as you do!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 10, 2008 at 1:24 PM

a self inflicted bullet to your left temple is your only hope of a cure. Let us know how it works out!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2008 at 11:11 PM

start fucking me

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