I Finally Know What The Main Characters In Eggpreg Feel Like

I recently had one of the worst bouts of diarrhea in my life. I’ve had worse, but it was definitely up there. But before that, I was feeling very constipated. I felt heavy and full and my stomach hurt. It was only after when it happened that I realized I was feeling something similar to what the main characters in the stuff I read to jerk off to sometimes feel, just with shit instead of eggs. It was not fun.