I've got two pretty regular FB's and usually manage one or two random hook-ups a month. I'm incredibly turned on at the idea of getting someone pregnant.

I've been experimenting with various ways to sabotage a condom. Guys, check this out. I've got a real winner. If you take one of those syringes that you use to marinate meat, you can inject just a tiny drop of baby oil right in the tip.

Doesn't work out every time, but if you are really careful putting it on and make sure that she's really hot & wet you can usually start off with the thing intact. If you start out slow & gentle, you can last a really long time.

But as soon as you start banging her hard, the tip disintegrates and you are fucking her bare & blasting your cum way up deep inside her. Then you've got to lay there & cuddle as long as you can so your sperm stays up where it belongs instead of leaking back out. I like to think there are a couple of little Zak's running around out there.

Put away those needles & razor blades. This is the way to go.