A group of four of us were heading back to University, a semi-couple, me and Julie. Julie is a girl from my hometown who has a boyfriend back at school. She is from a pretty religious family, always seemed like she was too.
It is about a 2-1/2 hour drive, and we decided to try to stop at every bar along the way for one drink. Well - there were more bars than we thought. No way we were going to make it all the way back to school. So, we got a case of beers and got a room in a cheap little hotel.
So, we had some beers and played some games, and eventually semi-couple kind of paired up and started making out on one of the beds. Me & Julie (fully clothed) turned off the lights & grabbed the other bed. I know I was having thoughts, but didn't know if she was. But semi-couple started to have at it, and all of the moaning & groaning was pretty hot.
I touched Julie's cheek, and she kissed my hand. Then I pulled her close and kissed her on the lips. Before we knew it we were ripping each other's clothes off and making our own moans & groans.
Thing is, every time we really started to get into it, the headboard would start to pound against the wall. It was very late, and there were people in the next room. And semi-couple had finished up and were laughing at us. Very frustrating.
After the third unintentional coitus interruptus, Julie whispers "wait a minute." She digs into the drawer on the night stand and retrieves the Gideon's bible. She opens that bible to the middle and slides it over the headboard. Thus eliminating the gap and the banging. We proceeded to finish up with no more interruptions.
Clever gal. And best use for I bible that I've found to date. I figure that Julie has probably prayed her way out of it by now, but I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?
It is about a 2-1/2 hour drive, and we decided to try to stop at every bar along the way for one drink. Well - there were more bars than we thought. No way we were going to make it all the way back to school. So, we got a case of beers and got a room in a cheap little hotel.
So, we had some beers and played some games, and eventually semi-couple kind of paired up and started making out on one of the beds. Me & Julie (fully clothed) turned off the lights & grabbed the other bed. I know I was having thoughts, but didn't know if she was. But semi-couple started to have at it, and all of the moaning & groaning was pretty hot.
I touched Julie's cheek, and she kissed my hand. Then I pulled her close and kissed her on the lips. Before we knew it we were ripping each other's clothes off and making our own moans & groans.
Thing is, every time we really started to get into it, the headboard would start to pound against the wall. It was very late, and there were people in the next room. And semi-couple had finished up and were laughing at us. Very frustrating.
After the third unintentional coitus interruptus, Julie whispers "wait a minute." She digs into the drawer on the night stand and retrieves the Gideon's bible. She opens that bible to the middle and slides it over the headboard. Thus eliminating the gap and the banging. We proceeded to finish up with no more interruptions.
Clever gal. And best use for I bible that I've found to date. I figure that Julie has probably prayed her way out of it by now, but I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?
