My Dildo Story

Back when I lived hand to mouth, slept on couches, a few nights in my car, the future was something I never thought about. A woman hired me to help her clean out her mother's apartment for $15 an hour. We went through each piece of clothing. Personal effects. Logged the furniture. When we took the bed apart we found a dildo between the mattress and boxsprings. She became agitated and told me I wasn't supposed to see that. To be totally truthful it was the first dildo I had seen in real life, and holding it was a new experience. Would I dare to stick it in me? She was happy to get rid of it.

I went back to my friend's house, sat and opened my legs, took the dildo and stuck it until it wouldn't go in any further. Now I knew why you wanted a dick in you. I washed the dildo and left it under a cushion on the couch. When I got back from my part time job the dildo was gone. Who has it? The maid, the housewife, the garbage man?