It does seem odd when you realize that your parents are normal people just like you are.
I have been aware of my parents sexuality since I first learned of sex at a very early age. Not once did I say that I was shocked to find out that they are normal, active adults. However, finding sex paraphanalia is a whole 'nother ball game.
You are a smug asshole who seems to comment endlessly with rude bullshit. Someone like you should not be allowed to comment at all...your fingers should be shoved up your ass (where your brain is) to prevent you from typing this shit. Fuck you very much.
If I were you I wouldn't go outside while its raining, with you nose up in the air like that you could drown, on second thought, do go outside while its raining.
After my mother-in-law died, my wife and I were going through her things in her bedroom, when we found her vibrator. To be honest, we were more amused than shocked, especially considering that my wife herself has a nightstand drawer full of sex toys and several pillows she humps, so it was hardly anything we hadn't seen before. We ended up bringing the thing home, where my wife cleaned it up, then put new batteries in it. As it turns out, the thing didn't work anymore, so we just tossed it into the garbage.
Admittedly, it was a little hard imagining my stodgy, bad tempered mother-in-law as masturbating. Seems she had a lot more in common with my masturbator wife than either she or I ever thought!
You know what, you are so full of shit! Assuming that I was a snob as you suggested, I would not be on this web site. I have stated before I am well aware that my parents have had sex, after all I am here as well as my siblings. However, anyone that is sane, would not want to find their own parents sex toys that include a 2 1/2 foot cock with a suction cup at the end! If you are that open to sex, it would explain a lot and I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to fuck your own relatives.