I am not sure if I am putting this under the correct thread. My parents have gotten very old and have been (for their safety) moved into a assisted living apartment across town. They have left it up to my sister,my husband and I to clean their house up and pack for them. Under their armiour (spelling) I found a black bag with pink writing on it. I am not sure how long it has been under there but let me tell you I was shocked! I found a 2 foot veiny rubber penis with a suction cup at the balls, a bunch of dildoes and vibrators and worst of all, I found pictures of my parents with different couples going back as far as the eighties (from what it looks like in the pictures). I am well aware that my parents were sexually active growing up and unfortunately, am aware that they still remain so. But I do not know what to do with the toys I have found. I figured not giving them back would be the best option because I can not sneak them into their new home. I am so grossed out! But my husband and sister had a good laugh!

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2007 at 4:56 AM

It does seem odd when you realize that your parents are normal people just like you are.

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2007 at 2:10 PM

I have been aware of my parents sexuality since I first learned of sex at a very early age. Not once did I say that I was shocked to find out that they are normal, active adults. However, finding sex paraphanalia is a whole 'nother ball game.
You are a smug asshole who seems to comment endlessly with rude bullshit. Someone like you should not be allowed to comment at all...your fingers should be shoved up your ass (where your brain is) to prevent you from typing this shit. Fuck you very much.

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2007 at 6:06 PM

If I were you I wouldn't go outside while its raining, with you nose up in the air like that you could drown, on second thought, do go outside while its raining.

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2007 at 11:12 PM

After my mother-in-law died, my wife and I were going through her things in her bedroom, when we found her vibrator. To be honest, we were more amused than shocked, especially considering that my wife herself has a nightstand drawer full of sex toys and several pillows she humps, so it was hardly anything we hadn't seen before. We ended up bringing the thing home, where my wife cleaned it up, then put new batteries in it. As it turns out, the thing didn't work anymore, so we just tossed it into the garbage.
Admittedly, it was a little hard imagining my stodgy, bad tempered mother-in-law as masturbating. Seems she had a lot more in common with my masturbator wife than either she or I ever thought!

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by Anonymous on Oct 2, 2007 at 5:58 PM

You know what, you are so full of shit! Assuming that I was a snob as you suggested, I would not be on this web site. I have stated before I am well aware that my parents have had sex, after all I am here as well as my siblings. However, anyone that is sane, would not want to find their own parents sex toys that include a 2 1/2 foot cock with a suction cup at the end! If you are that open to sex, it would explain a lot and I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to fuck your own relatives.

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