I am a 36 year old Sunday-school teacher at my local parish. For the last week I have been masturbating in the church's bathroom about the Virgin Mary. I imagine that I am taking her from behind whilst I stare at the bathroom's crucifix. I find the idea of taking the Virgin Mary's virginity so arousing I can't help myself and have to excuse myself from class. I am overwhelmed with guilt and shame, I don't have the will to stop. God has not answered my prayers, what should I do?

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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2007 at 8:53 PM

screw one of the children instead. they should all be virgins.

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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2007 at 9:38 PM

I take it you're a Catholic? Well, we PROTESTANTS don't believe she was a virgin her whole damn life, but rather fucked Joseph after Jesus was born. They even had a whole mess of kids together (they WERE NOT Christ's cousins).
I think what you Catholics believe about Mary and how her perpetual virginity determined her status as Christ's mother is rather latently homo-erotic. No wonder you can't keep your hands off of little boys.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2007 at 3:24 PM

SHAME SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 23, 2008 at 8:43 PM

I think you've spent too much time at the church. I can understand you liking the idea of taking someone's virginity, but still.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 24, 2008 at 9:49 AM

There is no God and that is why he is not answering your prayers. There is nobody to answer them.

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