About 8 years ago, I was sitting on my porch. It was dark out and this girl went back and forth from her apartment to a house up the street. This happened 3 times and each time, I would say as low as I can, "Nice ass baby, let me kiss your ass." Apparently she heard me and the next thing you know her and her boyfriend came over on my porch. He told me that I wasn't going to kiss my girlfriend's ass. He told me that I was going to kiss his ass. When he said that, I started running towards my front door. He grabbed me and forced me on my knees. He pulled his pants and shorts down and he made me kiss his ass until his girlfriend told me to stop. She was laughing her ass off while I was kissing his ass. After about 10 minutes, she told me to stop kissing his ass. Then she gave me a slap in the face. I will learn to keep my mouth shut.