Party Trick At The Laundromat

So I was doing my Laundry at a Laundromat because I don't have a Washer or Dryer because my deadbeat neighbors keep leaving their clothes in the washer and leave the building and when they come back I'm going to whoop their asses.

S I went to the Laundromat in town and I turned on my boom box and stripped down to my briefs and socks and when no one was watching I decided to do my Party Trick a Head Spin Dance in My Underwear.

I thought I was alone but there were people watching me and laughing at me.

Employees stopped my dancing and grabbed me by the wrists and ankles and dragged my half naked ass out of the laundromat.

I heard people laugh at me and car horns honk at me and they can all kiss my ass just jealous of my skills yo.