What Can I Say, I'm Surprised

He came to my office and said he had been at the court house and he picked up a marriage license. He had filled out his information and getting my personnel information he had filled out my information. Sign here. Never a date, or anything else. 10 years working together, work friends. Sign here and he would take it back and make an appointment. What did I have to lose? No sex required.

The date was 2 p.m. the following Thursday. The witnesses were court employees. I moved from my townhouse to the suburbs and commuted an hour with him. I took some cooking lessons, he was putting up the house. I found a nice young couple for my townhouse. Settled in for the long winter months.

The following summer I met Roxy, divorced, sold real estate. She became my neighborhood friend. She invited me to an all ladies party, there were a half dozen ladies there. It was a home sale affair, for sexual aids. I learned that not all ladies were ladies and some of the ladies liked the 9 inch model. Hearty in the hand, guaranteed to please. Small tiny rainbow glass bullets, vibrators of every kind. Embarrassed to say I wasn't sexual I bought a six inch anatomically correct dildo. To be mailed in a plain brown wrapper.

When I received the package I hid it behind my shoes in the closet. After several weeks I became concerned if I died my relatives would think less of me, finding a blue penis in my winter boots. I thought it best to get rid of it, but my consciense bothered me. I told my husband. He surprised me, it was the right size for him. He kept it.

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