It's Worth Dreaming, Isn't It?

During our tenth year anniversary my husband was asked what would he have done different. He answered way too fast, he would have brought another wife into the marriage. When they turned to me, the question was direct, did I want another wife. I answered 'depends'.

As you can imagine I questioned my husband, who was he thinking about. He said my friend B.

He wanted her, he wanted her close to him, he wanted her in bed with us, he wanted her to be his sex partner too. Her? B? He wanted B to be his wife too?

What made him think B would want to be his wife, much less another wife? That's why I needed to talk to her.

What was I supposed to tell her? Hey B, guess what, Roy wants you to come to bed with us, yes for sex. He also wants you to wash and fold, do dishes, iron. So what do you think B? Come be a wife with me.

B had a one word answer. What? B, he has made up his mind. You should be happy, he's asking you to be his wife. For life until you part. With me, of course. A bigamy sort of thing. Or as he put it, a plural marriage. You know, Man and Wife and Wife.

B thought about, No. Of course I never talked to her. If he wanted another wife, B included, he needed to ask her himself. She said yes, but she needed me to ask her.

Liar. When I asked her, she said what? But it was out in the open.

Do you take this man in bigamy, for better or for worse?

The first night, he wanted her close to him, so he could hold her. And have sex with her.

B is a real good wife. Real good. Why had I not thought of B? That's the difference between him and me. I'm too conventional, like one man one wife.

She's my wife. He has one wife, I have one wife. He sleeps with his wife. I sleep with my wife. It all works out in the wash. We have one room, one bed. He's a cheapskate, didn't even buy me a new bed for my new wife.

How did he know I always wanted B to be my wife?

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2023 at 4:12 PM

So do you also make love to your new wife, or is that just for your husband and B?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 16, 2023 at 7:16 AM

He he, wife not sister

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