Thanks Grandma For The Most Embarrassing Afternoon

One fine day, early afternoon, my grandmother was teaching me how to bake an upside down pineapple cake. She asked me if I was a woman yet. Did I want to talk about it? No, I don't Grandma! Talk sex with my grandma? I couldn't believe she was talking about that. Well, when you are fourteen and grandma wants to talk to you about sex, she talks about sex.

She had condoms, dildos, lubricants, pictures, a book about Kama Sutra. Pay attention, it's about fulfillment, sex is the journey, not the destination. Let's talk about some of the things you girls are doing. Honey, nothing is new under the sun. If you enjoy it, enjoy it. If you don't, don't do it.

Let me tell you, when a boy took me for a walk in the woods... I couldn't listen to grandma talking about getting her tits felt up.

I had to listen, to answer questions about my clitoris. About sucking boys off. About intercourse. On your back, on your knees face in a pillow. The cake came out good enough for dinner. Still needed to practice. Next week another lesson.