Trick Or Treat Drunk Bare Feet

I was hosting a Halloween Party and everything was having fun until someone knocked at my door as a man in a clown suit was turning the handle of a life sized jack in the box.

The Jackass in the box popped out as a big nasty bare foot kicked me in the face along with a pie as I immediately kicked him in the balls and stuffed him inside of his box and went back inside.

Then as the party continued the doorbell rang yet again this time it was a Pizza Boy. However we already had plenty of Pizza then the Pizza boy revealed his bare feet and stuck his foot in a Pizza and started sucking his toes as I hit the Pizza boy with his own box and slammed the door on him.

Then some time later the back door opened as a man dressed like Elvis came into my kitchen holding a guitar as he stood on top of the food table with his bare fucking feet and began singing all shook up.

His bare feet started to get in and ruin the food we had made and then the Barefoot Elvis slipped on a banana peel and fell off the table completely ruining all of the food we had made. I took his guitar and beat him upside the head as me and several other guests dragged his barefoot, drunk ass out of my house.

Then as we turned on to watch horror movies in the living room, I go to turn on my tv and find my bathroom on the tv and a man sitting on my toilet taking a shit while all of us at the party watched on in disgust as he stuck his feet in my toilet and began to smell his fucking feet as everyone groaned in disgust, not to mention we had kids here.

I immediately ran up the stairs and found water all over my floor and turd stains all over the floor, and no sign of the sick bastard.

Then I began to hear cotton Eye Joe playing, I ran downstairs to find the same man this time wearing a Cowboy Hat, A Vest, No shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, a thong, and those god awful Cowboy Boot Sandals standing on top of my furniture with my guitar that I got from a Travis Tritt Concert and he began singing Cotton Eye Joe and then began stripping off his outfit while Children were in the room wearing now only a Thong as he grabbed a stuffed horse on a stick and began to ride my friend Julie around with his horse.

I then called the Cops and them went over, took my Guitar and beat this idiot Upside the head as me and several others dragged this idiot out of my house and the Cops came to arrest this drunk, half naked, barefoot jackass.

Happy Halloween Assholes.