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Humiliating First Date

I was a freshman, and I had been absolutely crushing on her all semester. I finally got a date with her.. As I sprayed 3 or 4 blasts of my new cologne into my boxers I thought it was going to be perfect.

Next thing I knew she was in the back of my car with me giving me the blow job of a lifetime. I was in a rush so I forgot to rub one out before we met up and I felt that tingle start as soon as I was in her hand and now it was inevitable; I was about to cum. She had her face down almost to my pubes so I had to tell her quick. I gently tapped her head and before I could say a word she stopped, pulled her head up and looked at me. "I'm gonna sneeze" she squeaks, nose red and twitching around. This woman then proceeded to try and hold it back right over my jumping dick. Like a cartoon character, finger under nose, going ahh heeee hee AHH AHH. Suddenly the feeling just washed over me and I say "cUMMING" as I blast an absolute geyser of cum right on her face.

She stares at me, mouth gaping face dripping with my cum and screams "AHHHH CHOOOOO", sneezing all over my cock.

No, I didn't get a second date.

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# 68647 - by Quick / November 15, 2023
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 15, 2023 at 6:57 PM

The worst part is, even tho I never saw her again, I have occasional premature ejaculation and now sneezes are one of my triggers. You have no idea how much it sucks when you're entertaining your girl in the living room and then suddenly you nut because of some fucking allergy commercial

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 16, 2023 at 5:08 AM

Humiliating for whom? Sounds like a perfectly natural event, to be taken in stride and enjoyed. A little snot on your pubes is well worth the protein eruption on her face. If she didn't mind the exchange of fluids neither should you. The mental association is unfortunate of course, but then it's time to form some new ones.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 16, 2023 at 10:09 AM

One time while the girl I was going out with in high school and I were in the back seat of my car fucking bareback. I was supposed to pull out before I came, so I was straining to hold it back to make it last as long a possible. We'd done that quite a few times before, and io had always worked out.

All of a sudden, she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it shook her whole body and her pussy muscles clamped down really tight on my cock. That triggered my own climax, and I started to cum. When she felt that, she tried to push me off her as she beat on my chest with her fists and shouted, "Stop! Take it out! Take it out!" Unfortunately, I was in the grip of what felt like the biggest climax I'd ever had, and I couldn't, or at least I didn't. I stayed buried as deep in her as possible. I wound up pumping a huge load deep inside her.

After I finished cumming, she was finally able to push me off her, but she was really pissed off. I tried to explain what had happened, but she was having none of it. All she knew was that I'd promised to pull our before I came, and I didn't. She broke up with me that same night and never spoke with me again.

I heard a few months later that she'd had an abortion, and I'm sure it was my kid. I felt really bad about that, and still do to this very day, many years later. All from a damn sneeze!

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