The Christmas Party Favor

Have you been there? That Christmas party, at work where you get drunk and wake up with someone you don't know. No? Well it happened to me, the bitch got pregnant, threw the book at me, stuck me with child support and the visitation thing. The 'girl' is now thirteen, she's mine for the holidays this year.

As to her mom, that girl that night, she can't get married because I ruined her. So I got her for the holidays this year, her parents are taking a Christmas cruise.