Ingredients:

1.Sister in law (turkey)who believes she should be punished.
2. One brother who likes to punish.

3. A witness (me)for added humiliation

4. Ropes for tying

5. One chair to tie over

6. One peeled ginger root.

Preparation:

1. Tie turkey over chair

2. Witness arrives, turkey blushes pink

3. Ginger root inserted into turkey anus

4. Let simmer 5 mins

5. Paddle turkey butt till clenches hard around ginger root.

6. Wait for fire in the hole. (similar to hot peppers)

7. Watch for; anxious looks, increased wiggling, much perspiration, red glow to ass and face.

Cooking time: 15-20 mins or until turkey begs for forgiveness.

Guarantees: Lots of laughs, a lesson learned.