I Pretended I Was My Brother To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

One time I got pulled over for Speeding so I had a plan to get out of it so that way I could keep my job as a Substitute Teacher.

As the Officer asked me some questions such as the car and my name I didn't use my name I instead substituted my brother's name Frank.

I must have got pulled over by America's Most Gullible Cop because he believed me but my Brother Frank was Mad as Hell.

One day at the School I was working at I was Substituting for a 2nd Grade Class and my Brother Frank came barging into my Classroom yelling at me in front of the students.

Frank was like "You got me a speeding ticket on my record you son of a bitch.." and my students were like "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and i'm like "Frank get the Hell out of here, i'm trying to teach my students here."

He replied. "To pretend to be their sibling just to get out of a Speeding Ticket" and I told Frank to leave but Frank wasn't leaving he took a book from the desk and threw it at me and i'm like "You want to fight, let's fight." as I threw a book at him and the fight was on.

Me and Frank were fighting like the kids do at Recess except they were the audience watching two grown men having a fist fight in school.

Several Teachers and The Principal came in to break up the fight.

Frank told the Principal that I faked getting a Speeding Ticket in his name and I admitted it and I ended up getting fired as well as a summons to appear in Court as well.

I haven't talked to my brother in years since that not to mention have had no luck in getting rehired as a Substitute Teacher anywhere.