Serious...

I would do anything, pay anything, barter anything, for an enormous black lady, to arrange herself on my face, for an entire weekend, or longer, with her (hopefully) oversized clit jammed between my lips, my consciousness preserved only by two rubber tubes up my nose, and led past her bulk. Ideally she would have an equally sized sister or friend, to take turns with. I would helplessly swallow everything that emerged from her, and she or they could make this as permanent an arrangement as they wanted - maybe even rent me out to friends or relatives...