I Need A Job.

I just got fired from my job today, and it was because of the Christmas party. I’m only 5’8” and slender with long brown hair and at night I’m a guitarist in a local metal band. My day job, I was doing kitchen design for a cabinet maker. The holiday party was at a large hotel conference center, and obviously I couldn’t afford a room there.
The party was boring, and I was enjoying the free bar. Vodka Red Bulls were going down and I found myself talking to a cute rocker chick. We were in the hallway, just started making out when one of our high end regular customers walked up. Kristen turned her head and planted a huge kiss on him, as she did Russ grabbed my ass! He asked if I was the one, and she said that she hadn’t gotten that far. I quickly backed away, wondering wtf was going on. Russ said that he and Kristen were looking for someone to join them for the night.
I immediately told them, I’m straight, that isn’t going to change. Russ was pissed, Kristen told him that she was sorry, that she would find someone else.

I left the party, and Ubered home. Today, my boss came in and told me they were making some changes, and gave me my severance pay. I know Russ is behind this. Happy New Year to me!